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Two more families in sector were found brutally murdered
this week. They were murdered in the exact same fashion as the family
in sector P-213 last week. In all three cases, no signs of a break-in
were found and all the members of the families were skinned with pieces
of metal piercing their bodies. A White BPN has been issued, though families
are warned not to invite stangers into their homes. -Sara Bryant, SCL 7C,
Third Eye News
TROUBLE IN GOREZONE LAND? The debut of the new Gorezone program "Killing Things
for Money" led to a disaster last Wednesday as twelve civilians showed
up to compete. Apparently, Gorezone officials need to work on their
screening requirements as one of the civilians turned out to be none other
than famed serial killer Nicholas Wrath.
OUTREACHING FOR DEVIL'S NIGHT
In a rare showing of goodwill, thousands of unis, used clothes
and canned foods have been donated to the victims of the fire from Devil's
Night. If you would like to donate, send your donations to your local
SSO office. -Sara Brynt, SCL 7C, Third Eye News
BOOK REVIEW The Hunt has reached the best sellers list and has recieved
much acclaim. Award winning author Sam Pay, was not available for
comment about his story about a very twisted Necanthrope. Check out CYNET://www.sampay.com/Fiction/
(3) for more stories -Robert Smith, SCL 8C, Mort
Times
TV GUIDE Alien Sex Channel
SIC TV
Channel 8
A DAY IN THE LIFE Neil de Carteret, SCL 9B, Third EyE News reporter
This week: The barman NC: Name?
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NC: Occupation?
ME: Bar Manager at Haydee's, in The Pit NC: Does it pay well?
NC: Haydee's is a rough joint. Do you mind working there?
NC: Exactly who is Haydee?
NC: If I came up to the bar in Haydee's and asked you for a Gary
Glitter Surprise, what would you give me?
NC: What is the dress code?
NC: Do you give credit?
NC: Describe a typical day.
NC: And the weekend?
NC: Is the beer watered?
NC: Wave?
NC: Do you have any famous patrons?
NC: Well, we'll leave you with that thought. Thank you for your
time.
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Power and water was finally restored to all sectors after
the damage done on Devil's Night. The Shivers and repair crews would like
to thank everyone for being understanding during this period. Rewards are
still being offered for any information leading to the conviction of arsonist
in this years rampage.
LETTERS TO THE EDITOR As editor of The Mort Times, Dead Tree Edition, I try to answer all questions concerning our paper and the reports in a public forum. -Eric Larsen, SCL 7C, Mort Times Dear MT,
Dear Joe,
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Dear MT,
I was wondering about those poor people who were without water or power for the 2 weeks after the Devil's Night fires. Is anything being done for them? -Krysea, Ebon Dear Krysea,
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1) The Top New Story is a feeder story for Burning Chrome.
2) The Devil's Night help story can be used as part of a variety of cult movement BPNs of which there are a couple, I just can't remember any of them at the moment :)
3) The CYNET designation before the "web address" is used without permission from tHE bIG pICTURE fanzine, issue 7.