A new mystery is currently gripping both SHIVERS and Operatives alike, the dead are vanishing from the Necropolis!  After a routine disinterment discovered an empty coffin on the 40th Floor, several other graves were found to have been empty.  Security cameras revealed the assailants to be three men, two of which wore gas masks and leather aprons, whilst the
other was an old gaunt man in a suit. As for motive, well so far no motive has been established. -Freddy Lennon, SCL 4D, Channel 8 reporter
 

  "Best f***ing couple of unis, I ever spent! Thank you BLAM!" stated an excited Rob Steed as dreams were made reality today. Rob Steed is the first to win the Mort Carrien Lotto's Jackpot of 2,403,000 unis. 
  BLAM officials were on hand to congratulate Mr. Steed on his good fortune and even gave him his own personalized Blitzer. 
  When asked, what he intends to do with all his money. "Screw the f***ing job, I'm going to New Paris and get me one of them models to live with me." -Craig Magee, SCL 7D, Mort Times
 

  The next generation of style and flare is now. Flowing in the veinS is on the cutting of fashion, with their in-depth reviews of the local business, models and the fashion scene are as remarkable as the photographs that are in it as well. Articles from clothing and tattoos to piercing and scarifacation can be found in the pages of Flowing in the veinS. Their web site can be found at cynet://members.dl.com/finv/index.htm -Erasmo, SCL 6E, Mort Times
 

     Alien Sex Channel
10 pm Animate Feature: Pocket Monsters
11 pm Power Projects Presents, Toys for a 
   new millennium
12 pm The Dr. R’th show

    SIC TV 
10 pm Killing Things For Money 
11 pm Highlights of this weeks Gore Zone 
12 pm Constructing Armor, credit by credit

Quill, SCL 9, Mort Times
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Each week we look at one of many people who live and work in the World of Progress.

This week: Waste Disposal

MT: Name?
RM: Ray Moreau

MT: Occupation?
SR: Department of Sanitation, Waste Disposal.

MT: Does it pay well?
SR: It pays ok, it's not very hard work, even a stormer could do it.

MT: Are you implying stormers are stupid?
RM: Umm... never within their hearing.  Let's just say, they ain't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

MT: What do you do in Waste Disposal?
RM: Mostly, I make sure the sewers are working properly.  If not, we go down and fix it.

MT: Into the sewers?  With Carrien and Pigs?  Isn't that dangerous?
RM:  Not really, a Blue BPN gets issued and we go down with a squad of Ops, so it's not so bad. They get us out if things go badly, which keeps us happy.

MT: What's the worse creature you've ever seen in the sewers?
RM You've obviously heard of carnivorous right?  Well, they're pussies compared to a sewer gator.

MT: A Sewer Gator?
RM: Yeah, some idiot thought it would be a cool idea to bring a baby gator back from Opal for his kid.  Well everyone thought it was a neat idea, but eventually, the kids lost interest in their new pets, so they flushed them down the toilets.  Down in the sewers, they eat everything and get huge.

MT: Huge? About how big?
RM: The one the bite this frother in half was at least 20 feet long. 

MT: What happened?
RM: The gator just popped out the water, latched ahold of the frother and started shaking him back and forth. The frother screamed really loud as his body went flying in two different direction. The rest of the team, unloaded everything they had into it and it just sauntered back into the sewage looking for the rest of the frother, like nothing was going on.

MT: That is truly scary.
RM: You can damn well say that again.

MT: Well, thank you for your time.
RM: Just don't forget to recycle, even Mr. Slayer does.

  A 5,000 Uni reward is being offered for any information leading to the arrest of Eft Estampida.  Eft is a blonde, human who wears a red trenchcoat, sunglasses and carries a Blitzer.
 

  Department of Expedition reported the loss of Jole, Wraithen, SCL 7a.1 who was on a green BPN to scout the outer perimeter of C.S.5. Jole who had completed perimeter scans of both C.S. 2 and C.S.4 expected C.S.5 to be somewhat of a break of tone. Jole's body was found by a Shiver Deep Rescue (SDR) team in the early hours of 
yesterday morning. An autopsy report has revealed death by total collapse of the nervous system due to an as yet undisclosed foreign substance. Jole's funeral will be held at the Longship Funeral house 
next Friday at 17:45. Ex-Squad members need not attend. 
 

This weeks winning numbers are: 
1 3 6 0 5 2 5 5

Jackpot is current 1,000,000u

5 numbers = free ticket. 
            Odds of winning 1 in 32,768
6 numbers = 10u.
            Odds of winning 1 in 262,144
7 numbers = 1000u.
            Odds of winning 1 in 2,097,152
8 numbers = jackpot.
            Odds of winning 1 in 16,777,216

  Speedball season is starting up again! Tryouts start next week.  It's a whole new ball game!  Contact Cynic at 0-Speed-Ball.

  Do you have what it takes to be a Shiver? Contact you local Shiver Station to apply. Great Pay, good benefits and job security. Help protect Mort and serve SLA Industries. Shiver Station and SLA Industries are an Equal Opportunity Employer.

  Female Albino Burmese, Approx. 6ft, friendly and needs a good home. 400 cred OBO, Contact Karen at 05-876-5881

  News reporters needed. If you have a story, we want to print it.  Serious inquiries only. Contact Eric Larsen at 03-129-4729 

  Serve the Monarch Police and protect your community. Specialized training, career options and plenty of opportunities for advancement is only a phone call away. Contact your local Monarch Police Station and help end the violence.

  895 Romulus for sale.  Only 50,000KM, state of the art stereo system, Nava-map, tinted window, turbo charged engine and harden exterior.  45,000 Creds, OBO. Call Weiran at 08-604-7842, evenings.

  Daughter looking for long lost mother. mother is named Minja Ha, last known address was in New Paris. Approx age is 47yrs old and has been on Mort for approx 25yrs, please help us!!! Contact Kim Seayun at 08-741-9865

  Do you have what it takes to make money, survive and claim the admiration of your fellow man. "Shooting Things For Money" is looking for you! Contact Gore zone at 07-STF-MONEY.