| 35 Uni | 18 Jan 901 |
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Vagrants Fire in Downtown Warehouse Kills 3 At least three persons were killed Tuesday by a fire in an
officially empty warehouse in the HillTop neighborhood in downtown.
SPEED BALL
The violence has returned to Mort for another season of pulse
pounding excitement. Eight teams, high on adrenaline and drugs, square
off again in what promises to be another outstanding year at the arenas.
These no holds barred matches will be shown LIVE, exclusively on SIC TV.
Start cheering for your favorite team now. -Cynic, SCL 7C, SIC TV
EFT ESTAMPIDA STRIKES TERROR
Three square blocks of suburbia where blocked off yesterday
as Operatives and SHIVERS tracked down Eft to a home in Suburbia.
The shoot out that followed left little of the house still standing.
Eft, however, got away leaving the Operative Squad short a few members.
REVIEWS A new band called The Ebbusers has just released their first
audio slug - and it is hot. The success of the slug is particularly amazing
because the group recorded and released the slug without sponsorship.
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Alien Sex Channel
SIC TV
Channel 8
A DAY IN THE LIFE Quill, SCL 9, Mort Times
This week: The Cameraman MT: Name?
MT: Job?
MT: Is being a cameraman dangerous?
MT: Have you ever been hurt?
MT: How did you survive?
MT: Film anyone famous?
MT: Really? That must have gotten you a pretty credit.
MT: So you specialize in new Ops?
MT: Anything you'd like to tell the New Operatives out there?
MT: Thank you for your time.
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A 5,000 Uni reward is being offered for any information leading to the arrest of Eft Estampida. Eft is a blonde, human who wears a red trenchcoat, sunglasses and carries a Blitzer. Snarl, Wraith Raider, SCL 10, was shipped off to Dante this
week after impeding a SLA Operative and shooting the same Operative in
the chest at point blank range. The Operative, Vash SCL 10, survived the
attack and has return to his normal duties.
OBITUARIES Jason Doom, Human, SCL 10, died in CS1 after becoming lost
and abandoned by his squad. He was murdered by a manchine, who now
works using the skin from Doom's face as a ridiculous mask. 1
MORT CARRIEN LOTTO This weeks winning numbers are:
Jackpot is current 2,403,000u 5 numbers = free ticket.
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As editor of The Mort Times, Dead Tree Edition, I try to answer all the questions concerning our paper and the reports in a public forum. -Eric Larsen, SCL 7A, Mort Times Dear Readers,
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Thanks to Erasmo aka Teeth and his victim... er.. players for this one.
The Hockey Stixtm was donated by Craig Magee