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Expedition Tragedy 4 A Meny University research expedition returned in tragedy
from the northern continent on Opal with only four of the original twelve
member team still alive. Team leader Dr. Walter Hunt refused to comment
on the details of the trip and on the deaths of the team members. "It's
all too soon, all too tragic." Said Dr. Hunt. Unconfirmed reports
from the university indicate that Dr. Hunt and his team ran afoul of a
prison gang and had to be rescued. No other information was immediately
forthcoming. -Sara Bryant, SCL 7C, Third Eye News
MORT CARRIEN LOTTO,
Since it's beginning two months ago, no one has won the MCL
jackpot, which is over 2 million Unis. Even with Craig the Carrien killing
everyone in lane 4, no one has landed on this life time opportunity.
HOSPITAL PATIENT ASSASSINATED An unidentified patient was assassinated this weekend, in
what was reported as a bloody, terrorist style attack at Mort General Hospital.
The victim was the only patient on the hospital's top floor, where the
attack was made. SHIVERS and Monarch Police released a joint statement
today, saying they were following several leads on the case, but they declined
to name any suspects. A White BPN was also release regarding this
crime, though who was assigned the BPN is unknown at this time.
REVIEWS 3 The Jade Garden, one of Mort's newest and exclusive restaurants
opened last week. Mr. Slayer had a private dinner on opening night and
thoroughly enjoyed his dining experience. The Jade Garden was established
and run by the Jiki-ketsu-gaki Necanthrope Union. They specialize Orienta
style foods. RSVP is required as well as Formal attire. For the finest
dining on Mort, come to The Jade Garden. -Robert Smith, SCL 8C, Mort Times
TV GUIDE Alien Sex Channel
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SIC TV
10 pm Killing Things For Money 11 pm Highlights of this weeks Gore Zone 12 pm Flash Suppresser and Silencers, are they only sniper's tools? Channel 8
A DAY IN THE LIFE Robert Smith, SCL 8C, Mort Times
This Week: The Fanzine Editor RS: Name?
RS: How long have you been an editor of tHE bIG pICTURE?
RS: What do you enjoy most as the editor?
RS: Ok, what do you hate most?
RS: What is the most difficult past of being the editor?
RS: Is there anything else you'd like to say?
RS: Thank you for your time
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The acceptable alcohol level of drivers is being made stricter. The blood alcohol levels are being raised to .08 and become effect on December 31, 900 SD. Skin Traders seem to be increasing there activities in the
Mornington Crescent area. Young women are advised against traveling
alone at night in this area.
MORT CARRIEN LOTTO This weeks winning numbers are:
Jackpot is current 2,065,000u 5 numbers = free ticket.
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1) tHE bIG pICTURE, is an awesome fanzine. If you haven't bought yours, what are you waiting for? Maybe hoping for a visit by Cloak for this subversive act of not buying this superior product?
3) The Jade Garden ad, found in the Mort Times, Vol. 10, was created by Craig Magee. The story line is mine however.
4) The planet Opal, is a prison planet that was one someone's website, many moons ago. I still never got the map for it :( Anyways, I'd like to credit the person for their work, who ever it was.